punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

amoremiele:

tenderness is very important

grownups2:

grown-ups-2:

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

lightshadowverisimilitude:

copperbadge:

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

sleepbby:

me as a mother: girl what he do

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colourofoctober:

Using technology after any kind of update like…

alternatives to “im triggered”

peteachu:

coffeaghost:

hidingoutbackstage:

faunasmagnolias-artblog:

spookygreglake:

1. im shook
2. im offended
3. how dare
4. im dead
5. literally anything just dont mock triggers cause i have gotten into arguments and had terrible panic attacks bc of this please dont say triggered

No kidding, I hate it when people use the “triggered” meme. It just trivializes what it feels like to actually be triggered into anxiety or panic attacks and even depression.

Please and thank you.

Kids near me are starting to say “I’m spiced” instead!

don’t forget “my jimmies are rustled”

camellia-quince:

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

davidalleynes:

linatrinch:

linatrinch:

linatrinch:

okay but turn the tv to cnn cause all the anchors are drunk and it’s great

Don Lemon got an ear pierced and is considering a tattoo. A guy in Dallas is hitting on Anderson Cooper from across the timezone. This is great.

Anderson Cooper apparently thinks Mark Wahlberg is hot

Some highlights from CNN’s coverage of New Years in case you missed it:

- Don Lemon was joking about getting a tattoo of Donald Trump’s face on his dick and then an hour later seemed like he was seriously considering it.

- A boat full of Canadians in Miami were very offended when asked how much the boat costs.

- As soon as the year rang in, Don Lemon thought they went to commercial about a second too soon and he screamed “2016 WAS FUCKING AWFUL”

- Don Lemon was interviewing people in a bar and he said to one guy, “wow, you’re really drunk right now” and the guy said on live tv “I’m not drunk, but I’m definitely not sober woooo”

- When Kathy Griffin saw Ryan Seacrest, she flipped him off, and Anderson Cooper had to hold her around the waist to keep her from jumping the railing and going after him.

- I actually thought it was funny and staged at first, but Anderson started saying, “Kathy! No! We’re on the air! We’re on the air!”

- A guy approached Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper to play a game where he says a word and they have to say what immediately comes to mind so he says “Ball Drop” and they both are like “um uh ah uh” for like a solid 15 seconds.

- “No, I’m not wearing underwear. Why?” -Kathy Griffin, 2016

- Kathy Griffin said she was getting drunk texted by one of CNN’s Political Analyst so Anderson got her on live tv via the phone and she was like “I was just wondering if you had backstage tickets to Drake, Kathy! Jeez!” and Kathy was like “That’s why I thought you were drunk! Why would I have a backstage pass to a show in Las Vegas for a guy I don’t know!?”

- Anderson Cooper had to stop everything to find and put his glasses on so he could read a cue card, but Kathy Griffin was like “wow, that sexy left fast” and he took them off and she was like “No, it’s not coming back. It’s like in Queens right now. It’s gone, buddy.”

- “No, Anderson. Say what you said a minute ago.” “What did I say a minute ago?” “You know what you said! Just say it-” “Are you talking about when I suggested that Mark Wahlberg is an attractive man.” “The word you used was not attractive.” “Well he’s not interested so it doesn’t matter.” “You don’t know that!” “I’m pretty sure!”

- Kathy Griffin recounting her Christmas dinner with Peewee Herman and some other famous people, saying that her dog was chocking on a bone and someone said to tap him between the ass and balls and it would come up, so she did, and he spat out the bone, and everyone clapped.

please tell me someone recorded this as it aired so they can’t edit anything out

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK